Dysfunctional Me... PART TWO

Holy 900 followers Batman...

What the....

When I started this blog, I did it because I was bored. 

But over 900 followers?
I feel cooler than the kid that grew facial hair in the 6th grade. 

You may think...wow...they dressed up in matching Spiderman outfits for Halloween.
No. This  was at the end of our Wedding Reception...
Truth. 

This calls for something special...

Top 6 Reasons You May be slightly more functional than me...

Part TWO 

(Find part one HERE)

1. I ate an entire can of frosting yesterday. With my finger. My husband told me to stop, because it was bad for me, so I hid the frosting behind my back, so I could eat it on the sly

2.There was once hairball in the middle of the bathroom floor. I didn't move it because I wanted to see how long my husband could last before cleaning it up. That was 4 days ago. It's still there. I'm growing a little fond of it...

3. I once told a boyfriend I was a hermaphidite. I don't know why.

4. I had three lunches today. One of those lunches was an entire bag of pepperoni. 

No I didn't eat this...but I wanted to...

5. One of my biggest fears is running over a cardboard box in the middle of the road with a baby inside of it. Derek says, "Why would someone leave a baby in a box in the middle of the road?"... I don't know, but if the world were a logical place, they would never mix coconut with chocolate...ever.

6. When I was in 8th grade, I made flash cards out of old Mary Kay business cards with the names and faces of everyone in my grade. I studied them every night until I knew everyone's names by heart. I think it may have creeped out people when I knew their names..

So there you have it. You're cooler than me. 

Also, I've only been wearing one sock for the past 4 hours...

What a life, what a life.