Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Dysfunctional Me... PART TWO

Holy 900 followers Batman...
What the....

When I started this blog, I did it because I was bored. 
But over 900 followers?
I feel cooler than the kid that grew facial hair in the 6th grade. 
You may think...wow...they dressed up in matching Spiderman outfits for Halloween.
No. This  was at the end of our Wedding Reception...
Truth. 
This calls for something special...


Top 6 Reasons You May be slightly more functional than me...
Part TWO 
(Find part one HERE)


1. I ate an entire can of frosting yesterday. With my finger. My husband told me to stop, because it was bad for me, so I hid the frosting behind my back, so I could eat it on the sly




2.There was once hairball in the middle of the bathroom floor. I didn't move it because I wanted to see how long my husband could last before cleaning it up. That was 4 days ago. It's still there. I'm growing a little fond of it...

3. I once told a boyfriend I was a hermaphidite. I don't know why.
4. I had three lunches today. One of those lunches was an entire bag of pepperoni. 


No I didn't eat this...but I wanted to...
5. One of my biggest fears is running over a cardboard box in the middle of the road with a baby inside of it. Derek says, "Why would someone leave a baby in a box in the middle of the road?"... I don't know, but if the world were a logical place, they would never mix coconut with chocolate...ever.
6. When I was in 8th grade, I made flash cards out of old Mary Kay business cards with the names and faces of everyone in my grade. I studied them every night until I knew everyone's names by heart. I think it may have creeped out people when I knew their names..



So there you have it. You're cooler than me
Also, I've only been wearing one sock for the past 4 hours...
What a life, what a life.

9 comments:

Diva Locks said...

you are hilarious, I love it! and yes you're cooler than me :)

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

ROFL! I love this post!

Sisterino said...

OMG. I am so showing this to my husband. I have the same weird fear of running over cardboard boxes due to the baby thing!!! Yay I'm not the only one!

Jennifer Thurman said...

Hee hee! I think you are my long-lost twin. Super quirky, creative mind, strange habits! My husband often asks me why I do the things I do but often I can't explain my ways . . . thanks for your awesome blog and your honest, semi-self-deprecating confessions! Love it!

Heather951 said...

OMGosh....still laughing! This was the funniest thing ever! Thanks for sharing! You should take this act on the road! Hilarious! Super love your blog! I am one of 900! :)

Robin W. said...

I also dont want to run boxes over either. Not only the possibility of a baby being in it, but may puppies, kittens, a homeless person.... You never know what could be inside that box!

Dacia said...

Okay seriously, this really happened, my dad stops any time he sees something on the side of the road and he seriously found a little kid that was playing hide and seek. Scary! LOVE this post! So glad I'm not the only one that is "normal-ish!?"

Anonymous said...

This is a most excellent post. I totally do the icing thing - but with Nutella. I'm off to read Part One!!

Anonymous said...

it takes a lot for me to laugh out loud. but usually your posts do it. LOVE IT