Best. Phone. Ever.

Okay, you're gonna need a little background info to get how awesome this is...

I have a best friend (I know...who would want to be my best friend, right?!)

She is flippin' amazing in every way. 
Hilarious, kind, and would cut anyone who messed with me. 

...she is also the type of best friend who would try to drag me into something dumb

so she doesn't feel as silly doing it herself.

Which is perfect...because I am always up for something stupid. 

I had a dream. An EPIC dream. 

My friend Jackie had just bought a new phone

It was the size of a Disney VHS box. 

and the inside had huge buttons in the shape of Disney characters


But the greatest part of this dream phone was the attachments
Bubble blowing attachment
Blinking light attachment
Measuring spoon attachment
Bedazzled lady bug attachment


Well, in the dream, my dear sweet friend Jackie got bamboozled into buying this phone
for a mere 79.99 a month plus a dollar a minute for talk time.


and THEN she tried to get ME to get the phone
so she didn't feel as dumb....


"My profile is Sassygirl1! You could be Sassygirl2"
"What?! NO! That's the crappiest phone ever!"


See the best part about the dream, is that if this were to REALLY happen, it would probably fall out the same way. Because I just know her that well.
When I told her about it, Jackie thought it was hilarious.


Alright? Got that all?? Yeah?


 Okay, now you can see why I DIED when I unwrapped the gift she got me today....









BEST PHONE EVER
Did I mention how much I love Jackie??
too bad I can only afford to talk for 13 minutes this month.