Ridiculously Lazy

Gahhhhh....

Has it been a week since I last posted? 

That's ridiculous

You know what's really ridiculous?

That I ate 2 bowls of soup tonight

I was full after the first one and I just kept eating

Also, I haven't showered in 5 days (don't judge).

I washed my hair in the sink 2 days ago, and took a bath 3 days ago, but no shower.

I keep THINKING about taking a shower...but then I don't. 

Yesterday we had a going away party for a co-worker

and I wanted to get up and say something funny or clever about them

but then I thought "I haven't showered in forever...don't want to bring attention to that..."

so I hid out in the back corner like an awkward cousin (or like an awkward simile)

I did make some crap this week. 

like this....

like I said...don't judge. I've been too laaaaaaaazy.

Or...busy?

Nahhh. Just lazy.